You know you are vacationing in Indian Resort when..

• You eavesdrop on a fellow guest reasoning with the Reception staff  insisting two extra beds in a room
• Orders are placed for   "Tomato Soup  4 by 6, please "
• Trust us to wear the most ridiculous Swim wear.. not only colorful full sleeves swim wear, but also sarees , salwar kameez, and burqa are allowed
• Clothes drying line is a must have amenity in the room
• 150 dishes expected out of a buffet menu (for every meal) and we attempt to try each of it in bulk quantities.
• There is a appointment register for Table Tennis table & Carrom Board
• Sign outside the pool says . "Urinating in POOL.. Strictly Prohibited"
• One of the dishes  on display is  " Veg Steak - JAIN "
• The balcony of the rooms has clothes drying on the coffee tables and chairs
• Check in is at 15.00 hours and Check out is at 9.00 hours.  [and you find people checking in at 9.00 hours and checking out of the hotel at 15.00 hours]
• Bathrobes have strict codes and WARNINGS not be be packed with your belongings while check out