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| waves doing bhangra at Worli sea face | 
- we see hideous raincoats laden humans on the street..[a middle - aged pot-bellied man in yellow rain suit with red and blue umbrellas print is not exactly Versace's idea of Monsoon collection]
 
- Kids cringe to wake up for school.. (this time cringe for a reason *giggle*)
 
- all TV channels play Mumbai Deluge 2006 archives in a loop scaring us for our dear lives
 
- Speed-breakers develop potholes
 
- Two- wheelers ride like wusses *bhahaha*
 
- you find confused ladies sitting behind the wheel figuring out their complex wiper system
 
- these same ladies drift their cars to the right / left without their knowledge *tsk tsk*
 
- walking on the road is a b*tch as four wheelers happily spray muddy water through their tyres
 
- potholes develop super potholes
 
- relishing a chatpata pani-puri from the street can be your express ticket to the hospital
 
- the waves go wild , and i absolutely love watching them sippy my cuppa tea..
 
- standing on the Marine drive promenade and battle waves & muddy sea water is fun..
 
- you do not get bombarded with honks/ mean looks/ abuses for driving slow..
 
- you do not look stupid when you fog lights are left on and you had no clue
 
- ladies in the above situation would struggle to find what fog lights are in the first place and hence drift the car to a diasaster.. you kno the drill..
 
- one searches for india's national bird to see some delightful dance.. but all we find is pigeon poop
 
- bad hair days are acceptable... afterall the humidity gets us all !
 
- i make hyper plans to trek to Kanheri caves..
 
- None of our trouser's seams retain original color.. they all seem to turn to different shades of brown
 
- when i discuss dance steps of 'barso re megha megha' with some fools
 

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